As far as presentation is concerned, no one should be outdone, right? We'll at one moment I was reading Gawker's introduction to its new online media program at Gawker Welcome, and the next moment I was considering the editor of Gentlemen's Quarterly, Jim Nelson's metaphoric descriptions for his April 2013 editorial, which see at GQ editorial.

So why these? Well, these comparisons are asymmetrical in style, with one a straight shooter, while the other is alternative meaning.

Let me know what you think!